- Whatever you’re eating is way more interesting and/or delicious than whatever your child is eating and you gladly turn it over to them, even if you are both eating the exact same thing.
- It’s 3 o’clock in the morning and you are singing Prince’s 1999 because you’re out of lullabies.
- You’re a fool to think just because your toddler is awake from 2:30 – 4:30 that they’ll sleep in.
- You think your child’s artwork is frame worthy, even if he’s only 16 months old.
- You publicly (via Facebook) apologize to your neighbors for your child’s loud melt down. That was really funny, Juli!
- You are more than slightly annoyed when you return home from being gone for a few hours to a child that has already napped for the sitter. This only means one thing: it’s going to be a long afternoon!
- You can forget about watching any of your programs while your child is present. You couldn’t hear them or follow along even if you tried.
- While you may enjoy a raining day every once in a while, it means someone is going to be bouncing off the walls by noon if you don’t come up with fun and tiring activity.
- You are amazed every day that this little person that you made from scratch is yours…smiles, tears, giggles, temper tantrums and all.
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